Jan
30
What a long strange trip it’s been from there to here. In the beginning, losing everything I had and everything I knew was devastating. Becoming a single mom seemed like the worst type of punishment imaginable. A punishment for a crime I didn’t even commit since my ex was the one who broke all of …
Jan
04
Some of you that follow me on Twitter already know that I fell off my fabulously single horse for a few hours today. Luckily, after I fell there were more than several amazing people who rushed to my side, each in their own way, to pick me up, dust me off and lift me back …
Jan
02
Lube. It’s a four letter word. A four letter word that many women are probably too embarrassed to use. Both literally and figuratively. Sucks to be you, women having dry and unfulfilling sex. I’m going to let you in on a little secret, ladies: Wetter is better. Whether you’re alone or with a partner, sex with …
Dec
07
I usually have a pretty thick skin. You have to when you’re the type of blogger that I am. I know full well that writing about the things I do and opening myself up on my blog and other platforms pretty much guarantees a hater or fifty, but last night when I logged onto Twitter …
Nov
27
“If they take away my license or something like that [due to missed child support payments], then I can’t take Aidan to karate and he won’t be able to see his Dad, then that will be your fault [for reporting missed child support payments] because you need money.” This was one of the replies I …
Nov
26
What’s a girl to do when she really likes a guy, but is trying desperately not to rock him like a hurricane on dates one through three in an effort to develop a more meaningful relationship? Masturbate of course! I’d heard that it’s not uncommon for a man to rub one out before a first …
Nov
13
Being referred to as a “mommy blogger” makes me want to choke a bitch, specifically whichever bitch has incorrectly labeled me that way. Yes, I may be a mommy, and I’m certainly a blogger, but I’d like to think I’ve done a good enough job separating the two to establish myself as something more. For …
Nov
01
I was feeling so lost the other night, and Googled “How to be a better single mom”…. I found you… There are days I question whether sharing myself with the world so intimately on Sex Lies and Bacon is worth it. As a single mom, I’ve been criticized many times by family, strangers, and religious …
Oct
12
I started this blog as a way to tell my story. If you read the first chapter When One Door Closes, you’d see that my original intentions were less humor and more healing. I thought by opening up and sharing the things that had happened to me in this blogvel, I might finally be able …
Oct
09
I dated this guy a year ago that was the complete opposite of the type of man I’m usually attracted to. I should stop right here and clarify that “dated” basically means I had sex with him, or at least intended to. We never did get around to the sex part and you’ll understand why …
